What better present can you give your sibling than "Yay I've been HIV positive for a month. Let's both celebrate our anniversaries!"
- insert sad emoticon -
So?
I have amazing friends who will remind me that HIV is for pussies.
I have great family that I know will keep me well fed.
I have a salacious kiss that will keep my partner happy.
I have a soft touch that will keep my partner happy.
I have a sexy sister who gets me free drinks at straight bars from straight guys.
I have a happy disposition that attracts happy people.
I have a happy disposition that attracts assholes.
I have a mouth that will offend those assholes and keep them away from me.
I have my big toes.
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